Roie Ambulo
June 27, 1992 (M)
I am a toilet bowl, the child of my mama and papa from the Captain Underpants story. Yeah, I know, I’m super famous, you may ask for my signature if you see me on the streets, but not a photograph, because I’m not photogenic. My hobbies include rearranging the words on the signboards, eating toilet paper, eating shit for desert and flushing. I love my girlfriend, the bathtub.
Yeah, that’s all you have to know. ‘Cause if you know too much, I would have to flush you by the way I’m tumblring since April 12, 2009.